Cheating on Facebook and other social media and digital cheating leads the way in evidence fraud according to 81% of top US divorce attorneys in a survey by the American Academy of Lawyers Academics.
Cheating never got more convenient. We reached a peak in digital cheating and now your cheating Facebook wife or husband can effortlessly connect with her partner without being detected, well, at least for a while.
Maybe it’s you who hasn’t yet caught your spouse engaging in unfair acts and you need some kind of “Tips to catch a cheating husband 101“Report to find out the truth.
Perhaps you are the one who has already walked that rocky path of discovering the infidelity of your spouse. It all started after you found mystery receipts for jewelry or flowers, only to never receive them. Or maybe you’re the one who caught his wife red-handed walking out of a hotel room with her best friend.
So at this point you are the one who enters the “happy life” of living with an adulterer who ends your life or feels like the repeat offender is back to play with your bag of tricks. Either way, you feel the ground shake beneath you from the emotional earthquake and you want answers.
Scan these humorous and sarcastic, yet realistic red flags that you’re dealing with a cheating wife or husband on Facebook.
10 Warning Signs You’re Married to a Cheating Digital or Facebook Wife or Husband
1. Weird friend requests. No, you don’t know those weird people from Facebook friend requests who live 300 miles away, but your wife’s boyfriend does and now Facebook is just doing what Facebook always does to connect their circle of friends with yours. .
2. Your phone caught a cold. The biggest key to catching a cheating husband or wife is noticing a sudden change in patterns. Did you turn off your speakers listening to Kenny G? Did your phone from him fell with laryngitis or did you catch a cold? Not likely? WHAT? Why did his phone suddenly stop ringing ALL THE TIME? Of course, they don’t want you to listen when a text from his mistress arrives. She just went silent.
3. New love for walking. Again change another pattern. She never exercised before and now she is obsessed with it. She takes a walk down the street before work and when she gets home. Any excuse she can make to get out of her sight to send him a Facebook message, text him, or call him.
4. Facebook Post Addiction Pill. Some people suffer from Facebook post addiction. They post that grainy photo of the hamburger they ate for lunch, that’s big news; they post a photo from every angle of their poodle wearing a hat and drop a famous (or never-before-heard) quote every hour. She did. Not now she. Did she find a cure for her addiction? No, but she sure as hell isn’t going to post pictures of her hugging her boyfriend in the park for her friends and family to see.
5. Shrinking bladder syndrome. You wonder why he runs to the bathroom so often when he doesn’t eat that much. Are you finally cleaning up? Did her bladder get smaller? Have you found the next new diet fad or are you wasting hours of Facebook chat with your hot new “friend” co-worker? You don’t even hear it jingle. Does urine just vaporize?
6. Facebook server malfunction. Happens. Servers malfunction and images disappear on websites. It happened to me a few weeks ago on my website, but I’m sure that doesn’t explain why all those pictures of you two on family vacations or romantic dinners together suddenly disappear. Deleting photos on Facebook is your attempt to prove to your partner that you like you less and your lover likes you more. Will they end happily ever after?
7. Wi-Fi connection loss. “When I’m around, it’s never connected to Facebook, and when I’m away, it’s always connected,” you wonder. OK, so it’s not a faulty Wifi connection. It’s a faulty romantic connection with you and he sneaks off during her lunch break and pouts at her lover on Facebook about how much he loves her and how “things aren’t the same anymore” with you. I guess Wifi works fine at work for him.
8. Sense of humor hijacked by aliens. I used to think you were the comedian of the year, at least that’s how he made you feel when he laughed at your every dry joke. I guess you don’t have it anymore. Maybe it’s a sign of alien intrusion and they’re taking your powers away. Or maybe when she just seems to laugh and smile while chatting and texting on Facebook it’s because she found the new comic of the year: her new boyfriend!
9. The disappearing phone trick. “Check this out, honey. Every time you walk into the room, I make my phone disappear.” No, her husband didn’t learn any cheesy new sorcery. Don’t worry, he won’t quit his job to become the next David Copperfield. You have more important things to worry about, like who he’s cheating with on Facebook and texting in the shower.
10. Apparent increase in vitamin B intake. I read that vitamin B can help improve memory. Perhaps that explains his newfound ability to remember a large number of passwords. I never used to enter passwords for anything. The computer and phone saved them for all your accounts, including your email and Facebook account, but you certainly can’t afford them to autofill on your shared laptop, tablet, or phone. It has secrets that it hides, and it’s not the latest research on how to get the memory of a recent MIT graduate.
Jokes aside, this is no laughing matter. These are just a few signs that your spouse is cheating on Facebook or engaging in some kind of digital cheating behind your back.