What would we do if we couldn’t laugh at people and the things they do? I am usually
He is not the type of person who sits down and talks about people. Ask my wife. I don’t
believe in it. But this is a special occasion and there are those things that people
Do that just make me laugh like a fat chicken. If you didn’t find humor in these
the things of before, you will do them now.
Here’s a list of 10 of the funniest things I’ve seen rated by my Cackle Rating
System. The Cackle Factor is calculated as follows: Initial roar volume (in decibels)
÷ Vertical jump height (in inches) x Distance stumbled across the room (in feet) +
number of slaps on the knee. It usually calculates a number less than 100. After that,
helps to sprinkle in a dash of ridiculous as it brings out the essence of laughter for
its greatest potential. We go.
Number 10: When a person has a cold or allergy, be careful when you blow your nose
and then examine what comes out. What are they looking at? Is it the color or the
texture? I don’t know. But that just makes me smile. What makes me laugh is
when they sniff things in your brain again after blowing. Cackle factor: 60.3
Number 9: Only sports fans will appreciate this one. Have you ever seen
professional athletes play in “competitive” exhibitions, such as soccer or
basketball? I saw part of a celebrity basketball game during the NBA All-Star break.
a year or two ago that he put NBA players on teams with actors, rappers and
other superstars. These games are not organized as any kind of test or anyone
will receive any endorsement agreements as a result of their performance in this
stupid game. So he was able to laugh when Richard Jefferson of the New Jersey Nets
began to drive the ball into the hole hard, bouncing like Rodman and dunking
in the people with pride. The same concept applies during Pro Bowl weekend in
the NFL except they are a bit smarter since they don’t allow non-NFL players
participate in these activities. But when it came time for the 40-yard dash (and the
unofficial title of “Fastest Man in the NFL”), the guys put on game faces and started
speaking as if what they were about to do actually meant something to the rest of
the world. What’s funnier is that the winner, Allen Rossum of the
Atlanta Falcons, kicked and roared for the cameras and then had the nerve to flex after
the race as if he did something important. he was uncomfortable with him
shame I felt for these guys. However, I laugh with great
pleasure. Caffle Factor: 62.2
Number 8 – Sports fans who are too invested in their favorite team. The real fans.
You know you’ve reached this point when you start referring to your team, whether it’s
whether it be football, basketball, baseball or NASCAR, as ‘WE’. “We have the advantage over them and
he just couldn’t hold them at the end. But we’ll be back and ready to go again next.
week”. Listen, son – If the owner hardly has the right to say ‘WE’ when it comes to
commenting on a game, then you definitely don’t have it. Especially in NASCAR.
That is wrong. You must be vaunted. Cackle Factor: 68.1
Number 7: People who wear sunglasses indoors and then walk around like they think they
can’t be stopped Well, stop right now. You are not a fashion model!!! do not do
He talks to me about you as I walk by, Mr. Fabu-cackle-lous. Cackle Factor: 84.7
Number 6: When people keep talking on their cell phones after entering a quiet place
place, such as a library or classroom. Talking loud and laughing and stuff…it’s
even worse when you do that while putting on your sunglasses indoors. you don’t get
points for that, only the ones you get when you get clucked at. cackle
Factor: 87.4
Number 5: Excuse me, but there are people who are… how shall I put it? Blessed
with circumference? Ah, forget it, they are FAT!!! It’s okay to be fat, but don’t deny it
resulting. Fat people can look good and such people are exempt from this entry. Am
Speaking of the others, you know who they are. As the waist increases,
pants/skirt size decreases. I could probably squeeze it out if I only had
One more diet pepsi with those chicken cheddar fries. I’m not mad at you – you
there’s just so much laugh-worthy about it. Cackle Factor: 89.3
Number 4: Correct word, wrong location.
“I needed to really know what I was doing to be able to discriminate that
message to his people.”
“Ooh, he looks so eloquent tonight!”
“You know, those magicians were excellent! I haven’t heard music this good in a long time.”
long time.”
Caffle Factor: 94.6
Number 3: Black people who believe that people like Jesse Jackson and Louis
Farrakhan brings credibility to the race. The only race that is happening is the one that involves
the above and the like vying to become the next Martin Luther “The” King, Jr.
As for that race, everyone has been disqualified. I just have to laugh because if I
I can’t go crazy trying to understand how you’re falling for the farce.
Disengage yourself!! Just because CNN televises an event doesn’t mean it’s for your
good. And don’t call me African American, it doesn’t really matter. I am black! He is
white! She is yellow! Who cares?!! Also, please don’t try to tell me I didn’t.
contribute to save my race since I did not march with you in the footsteps of la Blanca
Home. You have a high cackling-age. Caffle Factor: 97.1
Number 2: Louisville Cardinals football. Welcome to the big time. At this level, children
don’t run away just because you bark. Not even when you bite once or twice. You
you have to take your bites, chew them and spit them out. Say it with me: “Dick, chew,
spit”. Then you have to keep doing it until the last clock setting of 0:00. Now
know, sound Welcome to the game. Thanks for playing. Now goodbye. Caffle factor:
109.4
Number 1: You are sitting in church during the preaching. it’s coming and you know it
you can’t stop it. It’s a surprise sneeze that’s so strong it brings another
surprise along with him on the other end. I mean, we’ve all done it to be able to drive
that you played during the quieter part of the service, which justifies many
cackle at himself. What takes this laugh to another level is the fact that you act like
You don’t do that. Now see?!! That’s cackling-liciousness! Cackle Factor: 172.8
Don’t forget to laugh today. Go loud and be really proud. jump for real
high and then stomp on the ground. It doesn’t matter who is around.
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